Posted by
rugger09 on Monday, March 02, 2009 5:41:40 PM
"I love it when a plan comes together."
Ah, yes. My first post, my first blog. Do I quote William F. Buckley? the Gipper? Joe the Plumber? No, I quote the great leader Hannibal from the television series The A-Team.
Insert the "Theme from the A-Team", complete with machine gun fire.
But why?
Well, my hopefully like-minded acquaintances, I'll tell you how I came to create this blog and the title of my first post:
It's shortly after Rush's show on Monday. I am home from work, stuck inside due to about 10 inches of snow (give or take) and I am perusing the site Townhall.com. And as if I had won the lottery, I simultaneously decide to create my own blog AND get a cup of tea.
My cup runneth over.
Pun intended.
Not literally. I could've burned myself.
Nevertheless, the plan had indeed come together.
Now, I am a sensitive guy. I like tea. But I'm a "guy's guy" so I usually drink the generic, rot-gut coffee that most everyone drinks (meaning, those who are feeling the "money crunch"). But not this afternoon. No, I chose tea. And as the water was heating up in the microwave, I got out my favorite brand of Irish Breakfast tea. I'm Irish, ok? No biggie...
And-- for those of you who are still awake-- I had an epiphany:
What kind of tea should we conservatives buy? And do we know why we're buying it?
All this talk of tea parties in San Fransisco, DC and other major cities really got me thinkin' today. It's great that America is showing its' distaste (again, pun intended) of the new administration's plan to tax us to death and ruin the slim chance we had of a relatively "normal" economic recovery as a capitalist nation, (deep breath) BUT what flavor of tea are we buying, why are we buying it and what happens after we buy the tea and throw it into <insert your nearest and most famous body of water that would be used during a tea party demonstration>?
What flavor of tea should we conservatives buy?
Are we just buying breakfast teas-- a little caffeine to get the heart pumpin' and most likely enough juice to get you into your car and to the workplace? What happens when the inevitable caffeine hangover occurs?
Are we going to buy those FEEL GOOD teas for nighttime relaxation...you know, the ones with chamomile, lavender and a host of other flower bits, tree bark and grass clippings? Sure, that might make us feel better at night...but what about tomorrow?
My fellow conservatives-- let's not fool ourselves. We don't need special teas. We just need good ol' fashioned, run-of-the-mill t-e-a (sweet tea for those of you in the South). "Regular" tea is good almost anytime of the day. We shouldn't limit our tea-drinking to morning, noon or night. It's TEA-24/7, baby!
Point is-- let's not sugarcoat things anymore. Let's not be afraid to speak our minds. Don't let the rooster crow three times. This is not just the case of a liberal Congress trying to bulldoze another bill through the House and Senate-- it is a calculated, well-thought out, years-in-the-making plan designed by communists and secular humanists to turn this country into a socialist state.
A-hem. Excuse me. I'll take another sip.
So, don't be embarrassed because you drink tea. Proclaim yourself a Tea Drinker. After all, there may be a time when you won't be able to have that luxury.
Why are we conservatives buying tea?
This new movement that's occurring in communities all across the country is a rather new one, so let's make sure we think about why we are buying this tea. Don't be like the progressive/liberal/commu-socialists and regurgitate talking points-- define your cause and be prepared to explain yourself. Know specifically why you are buying your tea and why you wish to throw it in a body of water as a means of protest.
This goes beyond party lines, ladies and gentlemen. We are fighting for every American. We are fighting to keep our country the way it is-- no, to return it to the way it WAS. Like when our Founding Fathers created this beautiful republic.
What happens after we conservatives buy the tea and throw it into the water? What happens next?
Truth is...I don't know. As people stand and watch their tea sink into the <insert body of water>, what are they thinking?
"Job well done"?
"I've done my part"?
"Take that, Obama!"?
"Oh, crap...I forgot to buy more tea at the store. Now I don't have any more for tomorrow!!!"?
As the teabags and tea leaves slowly descend into the depths of bodies of
water across this "United" States, we as conservatives need to ask,
"What now?"
Like many conservatives, I do not know what to do. I didn't expect Rush Limbaugh to introduce his plan for the New Conservative Movement this past Saturday, but I was hoping for a sign from someone somewhere. Should we expect a To Do List from Hannity, Mark Lavin, Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, Glenn Beck or any of the other conservative-leaning commentators out there? NO. It's not their job.
SO WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
We bought the tea. We know why we bought it. We needed it, we wanted it. We threw it in a certain body of water to protest what's happening in our country. And as we're standing on the dock above this body of water, we need someone to lean over our shoulder-- with a reassuring hand on our other shoulder-- and say, "You're damn right! And here's what we're going to do next".
As of today, no one in the Republican Party fits that description. Sure, there are faint words of praise..."You go, boy!" and "Let 'em have it!" and "Uh-oh...they'll be mad at us for polluting the <insert body of water's name>", but so far no one has stepped up to cheer us on and to give us that reassurance that they are behind us. No one has emerged as the conservative leader from inside the Beltway, and no one has put their foot forward and decided to lead those of us outside the Beltway, either. It doesn't have to be just one person, my friends. A couple, a few-- nay, a GAGGLE of leaders would be nice!
Looks like our elected officials and the leaders of our party need to go shopping. They need to buy some tea.
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION
-rugger09